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<blockquote data-quote="rolfw" data-source="post: 32490" data-attributes="member: 175057"><p>A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: </p><p></p><p>Officer: May I see your driver's license?</p><p></p><p>Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drink Driving conviction.</p><p></p><p>Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?</p><p></p><p>Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.</p><p></p><p>Officer: The car is stolen?</p><p></p><p>Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.</p><p></p><p>Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?</p><p></p><p>Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.</p><p></p><p>Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?</p><p></p><p>Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup. </p><p></p><p>The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?</p><p></p><p>Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Who's car is this?</p><p></p><p>Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?</p><p></p><p>Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.</p><p></p><p>Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body.</p><p></p><p>Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.</p><p></p><p>Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bast*rd told you I was speeding, too</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rolfw, post: 32490, member: 175057"] A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drink Driving conviction. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called for armed backup. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Inspector: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Inspector: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Inspector: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Inspector: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Boot is opened; no body. Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bast*rd told you I was speeding, too [/QUOTE]
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