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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 410047" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Must be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody!</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Naan-aa, just killed a man</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Poppadom against his head</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Had lime pickle, now he's dead.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Naan-aa, dinner just begun</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">But now I'm going to crap it all away.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Naan-aa, ooh-ooh</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Didn't mean to make you cry,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Curry on, Curry on,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cause nothing really madras.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Too late, my dinner's gone</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Sends shivers up my spine</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Rectum aching all the time.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Naan-aa, ooh ooh,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">This Dopiaza's mild,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all... (Guitar solo)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I see a little chicken tikka on the side, Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Pass the chutney made of mango.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Vindaloo does nicely</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Very very spicey</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">ME!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Biryani (Biryani)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Biryani (Biryani)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Biryani and a naan,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(A vindaloo loo boo...)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I've eaten balti, somebody help me</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory Stand you well back</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cause this loo is quarantined.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Here it comes,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">There it goes,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Technicolor yawn.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">I chunder</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">No!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's coming up again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(There he goes) I chunder</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's coming up again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(There he goes) It's coming up again,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(Up again) Coming up again (up again)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Here it comes again</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(No no no no no no no no no No).</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees Oh there he goes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">This vindaloo</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Is about to wreck my guts</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(Guitar solo)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">So you think you can chunder and still it's all right?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Just had to come out,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Just had to come right out in here.... (Guitar solo)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Korma, saag or bhuna,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Balti, naan, bhaji.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nothing makes a difference</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nothing makes a difference to me</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px">(Anyway, my wind blows.)</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 410047, member: 176203"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Must be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody![/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4]Naan-aa, just killed a man Poppadom against his head Had lime pickle, now he's dead. Naan-aa, dinner just begun But now I'm going to crap it all away. Naan-aa, ooh-ooh Didn't mean to make you cry, Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow, Curry on, Curry on, Cause nothing really madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers up my spine Rectum aching all the time. Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan-aa, ooh ooh, This Dopiaza's mild, I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all... (Guitar solo) I see a little chicken tikka on the side, Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh Pass the chutney made of mango. Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicey ME! Biryani (Biryani) Biryani (Biryani) Biryani and a naan, (A vindaloo loo boo...) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory Stand you well back Cause this loo is quarantined. Here it comes, There it goes, Technicolor yawn. I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder It's coming up again (There he goes) It's coming up again, (Up again) Coming up again (up again) Here it comes again (No no no no no no no no no No). On my knees, I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees Oh there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor me... Poor me... Poor me! (Guitar solo) So you think you can chunder and still it's all right? So you want to eat curry and drink beer all night? Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby, Just had to come out, Just had to come right out in here.... (Guitar solo) Korma, saag or bhuna, Balti, naan, bhaji. Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference to me (Anyway, my wind blows.)[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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