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As one of the forum " jokers " I´d love to know every ones best " one line response " ( you have to state the circumstances that caused it ) Fun for Christmas
- My Satellite Setup
- TM 5402HD
Sky+ UK.
- My Location
- Scottish Borders
Good idea but please keep them clean
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Sorry, forgot to mention that bit. Clean only, unless supplied with wipes!
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OK, historically reported, cannot confirm, I was not there at the time.
" Sir winston, you´re drunk"
" Madame, you´re ugly, but I´ll be sober in the morning "
" Sir winston, you´re drunk"
" Madame, you´re ugly, but I´ll be sober in the morning "
- My Satellite Setup
- A little less analogue, and a lot more crap.
- My Location
- UK
Two parrots on a perch.
One says 'Can you smell fish ?"
One says 'Can you smell fish ?"
sonnetpete
Grumpy Old Retired Moderator and quiz inquisitor..
- My Satellite Setup
- Laminas 1.2M fibre dish with an IBU, on a Clarke Tech USALS motor, covering 57E - 24.5W to an Octagon SX88. Displayed on a 20" Dyon LED TV.
Seperate 80 cm dish on 28E with a Humax Freesat for SWMBO.
Free Sat V8 meter. Sony Bravia 46" LCD, Sony BluRay and Home Cinema.
- My Location
- Normandy, France
Recently on a Brittany expat forum someone has been posting very old "jokes" that would make Bernard Manning look politically correct. I pointed this out and got the reply "Thanks for the education, can't understand why you read a joke thread"....in reply to which I wrote, "I was expecting it to be funny"......
pgh13
Specialist Contributor
- My Satellite Setup
- XTrend ET8000, Dr HD 15, PC/twinhan combination. 80cm dish. GBPVR with 2 DTTV cards +hauppauge Media MVP +Raspberry Pi running XBMC
- My Location
- Midlands UK
Engineer (scouser) I used to work with was visiting a German supplier and on seeing a picture of a WW2 bomber on the guy's wall quipped; 'There's one of those at the bottom of our garden.'
- My Satellite Setup
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- My Location
- Wirral, NW UK
Supposedly between Churchill and either Bessie Braddock or Nancy, Lady Astor, depending on where you've read it.
Another Winston Churchill / Lady Astor exchange:
Lady Astor:
If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill:
Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!
- My Satellite Setup
- A little less analogue, and a lot more crap.
- My Location
- UK
Reminds me of the time my ex line manager was on a tour of Dresden and commented to the German guide on the modern clean lines of the architecture they were passing and why there were no old buildings among them........................