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Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrodinger and Georg Ohm are in a car together when they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him,
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am."
The cop says, "You were going 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws his hands up and exclaims, "Great, now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to open the boot of the car. He checks it out, and asks, "Did you know you have a dead cat back here?"
Schrodinger shouts, "We do now, moron!"
The cop moves in to arrest them all.
But then Ohm resists.
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am."
The cop says, "You were going 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws his hands up and exclaims, "Great, now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to open the boot of the car. He checks it out, and asks, "Did you know you have a dead cat back here?"
Schrodinger shouts, "We do now, moron!"
The cop moves in to arrest them all.
But then Ohm resists.