Terryl
Specialist Contributor
- My Satellite Setup
- OpenBox X5 on a 1 meter motorized dish.
And now a 10 foot "C" band dish.
Custom built PC
- My Location
- Deep in the Boonies in the central Sierra Nevada mountains of California.
Safe s_x...
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had s_x.
"Tarzan not know s_x." he replied.
Jane explained to him what s_x was.
Tarzan said "Oh ...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the
ground. "Here,' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,
and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had s_x.
"Tarzan not know s_x." he replied.
Jane explained to him what s_x was.
Tarzan said "Oh ...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the
ground. "Here,' she said, pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
