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Life just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?
I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee but then noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod.
This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!
I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee but then noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod.
This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!