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Signal levels of Sky in Spain
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<blockquote data-quote="Channel Hopper" data-source="post: 10956" data-attributes="member: 175144"><p>Thats easy, its called SODs Law.</p><p></p><p>Normally the attractive properties of marmalade on the toast are in opposite polarity to the properties of hairy carpets, and as opposite polarities attract, the more sticky the marmalade and the hairier the carpet.......... the greater chance they will come into contact.</p><p></p><p>Further enhancement of the above is obtained by making involutary connection between one leg and a stationary object when moving between kitchen and lounge, such as sleeping cat, motorcycle parts or open tool box, guranteed when conditions have been optimised the night before by active embibement.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Channel Hopper, post: 10956, member: 175144"] Thats easy, its called SODs Law. Normally the attractive properties of marmalade on the toast are in opposite polarity to the properties of hairy carpets, and as opposite polarities attract, the more sticky the marmalade and the hairier the carpet.......... the greater chance they will come into contact. Further enhancement of the above is obtained by making involutary connection between one leg and a stationary object when moving between kitchen and lounge, such as sleeping cat, motorcycle parts or open tool box, guranteed when conditions have been optimised the night before by active embibement. [/QUOTE]
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