Some funny one liners

chris

chris

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  • Can't remember how to throw a boomerang? It'll come back to you.
  • I used to want to work at a muffler shop, but the work was too exhausting.
  • Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
  • A water buffalo takes his son to school and says "Bison."
  • I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
  • The duracell Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.
  • I used to work at the blanket factory, but it folded.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
 
I used to be a lift attendant but I kept on going down in the world.
 
y o y o y .......................... :eek:


They sound like a Tim Vine stand-up session!
 
* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
 
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