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[Lazarus]

HGV crash spills 12,000 litres of paint on M606 motorway - BBC News

 

[Topper]

Emergency services on the scene went as white as sheets when they surveyed the devastation

 

[Lazarus]

I think we can gloss over that.

 

[Topper]

I think we can gloss over that.

rather than Hammerit home

 

[Topper]

Looks like someone needs to brush up on their driving skills

 

[Vipersan]

Looks like someone needs to brush up on their driving skills

Like in the song..
I'll second that emulsion
I'll get me coat ..
undercoat that is ..

 

[Lazarus]

All these puns have rendered me totally lacquered.

 

[Channel Hopper]

The driver won't be in the best spirits after that.

 

[Vipersan]

..Damned shame the HGV hadn't collided with a tanker carrying 12000 litres of Nitromors ..
Problem solved

 

[archive10]

But it has made the journey along the M606 more colourful...

Re the cause: Perhaps the driver's vision was hampered by dark shades?

 

[Vipersan]

But it has made the journey along the M606 more colourful...

Re the cause: Perhaps the driver's vision was hampered by dark shades?

Just hope it wasn't all magnolia ..
It's such a boring colour ..
Phrases such as ..
neutral colours..
light and airy..
blank canvas ..come to mind
gawd I hate those TV shows..

 

[2cvbloke]

Them road line painters are getting lazy aren't they?

 

[sonnetpete]

Saw the thread title and thought there was a stag do in the offing....

 

[Lazarus]

My ClickBait title sure attracted all the usual suspects ;)

 

[Channel Hopper]

My ClickBait title sure attracted all the usual suspects ;)

No doubt there will be a few scrubbas later tonight

 

[jeallen01]

Some very "colourful" comments, I see - pity I'm partially colour-blind