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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 364693" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>constantly</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Calling her and urging her to get back into the world.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>So they met and it was an immediate hit.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to</strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>Join him for a weekend in a romantic motel. Their first night there, she</strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>Undressed as he did.</strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in</strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>his </strong></strong></span></span> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>down there I am still in mourning."</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>He knew he was not getting lucky that night.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black</strong></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>panties,</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>And he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."</strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 364693, member: 186250"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]constantly Calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet." So they met and it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [B][B]Join him for a weekend in a romantic motel. Their first night there, she Undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his [/B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][B][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]panties, And he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?" He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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