The Convent

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The mother Superior is giving her weekly address to the nuns and novices at the convent.

" I have to announce to you all that there is a case of chlamydia in the convent"

One of the more mature nuns towards the back shouts out

" I hope it's better than that f****in Chardonnay we had last week"
 
Candles out, girls!

PS: Do they drink Blue Nun at all?
 
2 nuns in a bath ...
Nun1 ..where's the soap ?
Nun2 ..it does doesn't it !
 
Two nuns out on a tandem turn into a cobbled road.

First nun 'Have you come this way before ?'
Second nun 'Not unless I'm working in the cucumber patch'.
 
:-rofl2
Keep 'em Cumming lads ..
Hopefully a wealth of material that would make make Dave Allen blush

It would be a Cardinal Sin ..not to
;)
 
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