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<blockquote data-quote="Rod Hulls Aerial" data-source="post: 70700" data-attributes="member: 177233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad; the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Dermot and Tony, were sent for. Dermot went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dermot said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So the mortician rolled him over.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dermot looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The mortician thought that was rather strange so he brought Tony in to identify the body. Tony took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The mortician rolled him over and Tony looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Well, Paddy had two assholes" said Tony</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Every time we went into town, folks would say "Here comes Paddy with them two assholes"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rod Hulls Aerial, post: 70700, member: 177233"] [font=Arial][font=Arial]Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad; the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Dermot and Tony, were sent for. Dermot went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. [/font][/font] [font=Arial][font=Arial]Dermot said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." [/font][/font] [font=Arial][font=Arial]So the mortician rolled him over. Dermot looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Paddy." [/font][/font] [font=Arial][font=Arial]The mortician thought that was rather strange so he brought Tony in to identify the body. Tony took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." [/font][/font] [font=Arial][font=Arial]The mortician rolled him over and Tony looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" "Well, Paddy had two assholes" said Tony "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. [/font][/font] [font=Arial][font=Arial][size=3]Every time we went into town, folks would say "Here comes Paddy with them two assholes"[/size][/font][/font] [/QUOTE]
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