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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 419146" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">A distinguished young woman on a flight from</span></span> <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"Of course. What may I do for you?"</span></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."</span></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."</span></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."</span></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"</span></span> </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." ……..Next!</span></span> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 419146, member: 186250"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]A distinguished young woman on a flight from[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"Of course. What may I do for you?"[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"[/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." ……..Next![/COLOR][/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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