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<blockquote data-quote="star man" data-source="post: 92705" data-attributes="member: 188809"><p>Who's On First for the Next Generation!</p><p></p><p>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?</p><p></p><p>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.</p><p></p><p>George: Great. Lay it on me.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.</p><p></p><p>George: That's what I want to know.</p><p></p><p>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.</p><p></p><p>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?</p><p></p><p>Condi: Yes.</p><p></p><p>George: I mean the fellow's name.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Hu.</p><p></p><p>George: The guy in China.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Hu.</p><p></p><p>George: The new leader of China.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Hu.</p><p></p><p>George: The main man in China!</p><p></p><p>Condi: Hu is leading China.</p><p></p><p>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?</p><p></p><p>Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.</p><p></p><p>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?</p><p></p><p>Condi: That's the man's name.</p><p></p><p>George: That's who's name?</p><p></p><p>Condi: Yes.</p><p></p><p>George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of</p><p>China?</p><p></p><p>Condi: Yes, sir.</p><p></p><p>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the</p><p>Middle East.</p><p></p><p>Condi: That's correct.</p><p></p><p>George: Then who is in China?</p><p></p><p>Condi: Yes, sir.</p><p></p><p>George: Yassir is in China?</p><p></p><p>Condi: No, sir.</p><p></p><p>George: Then who is?</p><p></p><p>Condi: Yes, sir.</p><p></p><p>George: Yassir?</p><p></p><p>Condi: No, sir.</p><p></p><p>George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.</p><p>Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Kofi?</p><p></p><p>George: No, thanks.</p><p></p><p>Condi: You want Kofi?</p><p></p><p>George: No.</p><p></p><p>Condi: You don't want Kofi.</p><p></p><p>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. </p><p>And</p><p>then get me the U.N.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Yes, sir.</p><p></p><p>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Kofi?</p><p></p><p>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?</p><p></p><p>Condi: And call who?</p><p></p><p>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?</p><p></p><p>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.</p><p></p><p>George: Will you stay out of China?!</p><p></p><p>Condi: Yes, sir.</p><p></p><p>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.</p><p></p><p>Condi: Kofi.</p><p></p><p>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="star man, post: 92705, member: 188809"] Who's On First for the Next Generation! George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. [/QUOTE]
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