The Panda Bear

Rob

Rob

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Essex
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''
 
A classic joke which inspired a book on punctuation _http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_&_Leaves and even its own website _http://eatsshootsandleaves.com/

Punctuation IS important. Help preserve the sanctity of our beloved, and under threat, English language.
 
Reminds me of a headline story was it in Engineering news?

Which concerned a person who had mental health problems and went into a launderette and sexually assualts a woman cleaning her clothes he then runs out.




Headline " Nut screws washer and bolts"!
 
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