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The Pope and his driver
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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 397065" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today." </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.) </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"So bust him," says the Chief.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence. </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Cop: "Bigger."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Chief: " The Governor?" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Cop: "Bigger." </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Chief: "The President?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Cop: "Bigger."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Cop: "I think it's God!" </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? " </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Cop: " No Sir."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur." </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #7f003f"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 397065, member: 186250"] [COLOR=#7f003f][SIZE=3][FONT=Garamond][B]After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's German.) "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: " The Governor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: "The President?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's God!" The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? " Cop: " No Sir." Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur." [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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