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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 864181" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">A third year student is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">The guy then responded in a loud voice: "£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!" </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px">All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law and so believe me, I really know how to screw people." </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 864181, member: 186250"] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5]A third year student is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" The guy then responded in a loud voice: "£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law and so believe me, I really know how to screw people." [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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