There should be a health warning!

TJExcalibur

TJExcalibur

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Southern England
I was walking the dog at 8 this morning, the odd shower but it was sunny. In the distance I could see this bright orange blur coming towards me. As it got closer my heart rate started to rise and then it was within yards of me. A young shapely woman in an orange top, no bra, bare mid riff and orange shorts. I never noticed what the footwear was. I managed to make it home, had a nice mug of tea and a roll up to calm me down. In future I think I will have to wear dark glasses to dim my view or risk a coronary.
 
What were you smoking in the roll-up? :)
 
I walk my dogs three times a day and have never encountered a braless young lady with an orange top and orange shorts...unless the farmer who's harvesting kale in the field at the top of the road has a closely guarded secret...
 
I'm sure the 'government' will get around to it once they've finished with today's 'All alcohol consumption is bad' message. Just waiting for them to tie 'climate change' into it somehow.
 
Made me think of this :O)

 
Brings back one of those memorable moments in your life, for me it was an eye opener to say the least, I was opening my father's post office as he was unable to having had a coronary in 1980 and it was a glorious July morning the sun was shining and as I opened the front door and changed the sign to say open, a young woman who was cycling up the hill towards me shouted out 'bonjour monsieur' and as my eyes focussed on the young lady I realised she was wearing a very very loose top and no bra and leaning over the handle bars straining meant all i could see were her boobs which were swinging from side to side as she struggled up the hill, I responded with a 'bonjour mademoiselle' and she laughed out loud as she cycled past me, presumably on her way to the camp site at Stalmine. It was a moment that one cherishes forever.
 
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