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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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<blockquote data-quote="madpup" data-source="post: 70188" data-attributes="member: 185131"><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk.......... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">a) Innovative </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /> Preliminary </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">c) Proliferation </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">d) Cinnamon </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">a) Specificity </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /> British Constitution </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">c) Passive-aggressive disorder </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">d) Transubstantiate </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite6" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":cool:" /> Nope, no more booze for me. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">d) No kebab for me, thank you. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">f) I'm not interested in fighting you. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Madpup</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="madpup, post: 70188, member: 185131"] [font=Verdana][size=3]Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk.......... a) Innovative B) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity B) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. B) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero co-ordination. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.[/size][/font] [font=Verdana][size=3][/size][/font] [font=Verdana][size=3]Madpup[/size][/font] [/QUOTE]
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