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Terryl

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Snowing in Hawaii, global warming to blame.
 
Phew, is that all?

I was anticipating you announcing your appointment as US Secretary of State.
 
Hummm not a bad idea, do I get a desk?
 
Only a Hot one.

But you can blow the sh*t out of anyone or anything that upsets you.
 
WOW you mean I can use personal nuclear weapons on ISIS!!!!!! I'm signing up...............
 
That might be seen as an OTT response to the act and omissions of Oxford University's Boat Race Team.
 
Snowing in Hawaii, global warming to blame.
Ouch - gonna surprise a couple of drivers, presumably on the way to the surf.
I mean, salting or even gritting is probably not part of their communal winter budget - and probably would not have been employed yet.
Do they even have snow ploughs, i wonder?

(yesyes I know it snows in the mountains and there's even skiing occasionally, but I'm using this opportunity to flash my best take on preconcieved ideas for Hawaiians!)
 
There has always been snow in Hawaii.
 
So why did Magnum spend all his time in shorts?
 
So why did Magnum spend all his time in shorts?
'cause like California, the snow is usually in the mountains...
Mauna Kea sometimes get a usable powdering, and you can do some skiing/snowboarding etc.
But you need to be the optimist and have your gear ready, as well as a suitable driver to "the top".
 
It's just been a long time since they have had more then 2 feet on the mountain tops, and all the tourists are freaking out.

Some of the big observatory's on Mauna Kea have shut down til the storm is over, their expecting 3 feet plus.

If they get 3 feet of snow on the beach then the big North South poles switch is on, and I'm getting out the fur lined suit.
 
'cause like California, the snow is usually in the mountains...
Mauna Kea sometimes get a usable powdering, and you can do some skiing/snowboarding etc.
But you need to be the optimist and have your gear ready, as well as a suitable driver to "the top".

I don't think you will find a local "Hawaiian" that has ever driven in the snow, a tourist from North Dakota or Norway is your best choice for that.

Come to think of it, I have never seen snow chains or studded snow tires for sale in any store in the state of Hawaii, might be a good time to corner the market on that option.

Or maybe a good place to market fur lined MuMu's..............
 
Norway is your best choice for that.
Come to think of it, I have never seen snow chains or studded snow tires ( tyres ) for sale in any store ..

Fast feature here for the 5 month winter :-rofl2:D:-ohcrap

Central southern rural norway 300 meters above sea level.

Regards
 
If they get 3 feet of snow on the beach then the big North South poles switch is on, and I'm getting out the fur lined suit.

We already knew you never take it off, nor the handcuffs, the crotch-less bicycle shorts , the luminous cod-piece .........
 
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