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something , anything coming from Mars.


What with just a mere 20 million miles and all that goes with this planet launching a number of van sized projectiles recently at the red planet, there is more than a good opportunity for similar to be on their way here, but NASA don't appear to be that concerned on the possibility of a counter invasion.

Unfortunately the cloud cover above Surrey has given them another chance to drop in without warning. Horsell Common is a stones throw from here so they are familiar with the region, the only difference being the M25 which I doubt is going to present much of an obstacle for their tripod vehicles.

The dismantling of UNIT a few years ago by the RTD plus the recent mental state (not to mention the transitioning) of the Doctor means one should not expect a solution from that quarter.
The success of the Covid 19 rollout by the World Health Organisation is also in jeopardy thanks to super spreader students passing out earlier than expected, having failed to read the instructions on the bottles of hand sanitiser. The Martians will have garnered knowledge from our unencrypted Freesat transmissions that not only is the UK in disarray, but the replacement of all leaders in Europe and the United States by the advance force arriving during the last opposition in 2003, cunningly disguised as Spitting Image characters has been an unmitigated success. Salvation from our own government or from overseas is not an option

There is a chance the invading force is unaware of the motto ' keep them peeled' courtesy of Shaw Taylor, having a banana - preferably a bunch - on ones person, should hand to tentacle combat be unavoidable.

Those allergic to fruit or unable to run faster than the invaders should consider consuming vast quantities of whatever is in the pantry that provides the most comfort, roughage and flatulence in order that the probing is just as unpleasant for the alien abductors, should they start from the back end as per close encounter archives relating to South Park and Roswell.

Anything can happen in the next half hour.
 

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We quit probing people back in the 90's, it got too disgusting after finding small rodents in places they should not be.

The development of the "Scanmaster 3000" the year before also made that type of examination obslolete.
 

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So, what is your current organ harvest requirement, perhaps the two worlds can reach an agreement.

Or was the probing just to please a perculiar few among your race ? We have them on this planet as well.


Btw, your translator needs upgrading to the latest firmware, since 'moles' is a viable dictionary replacement for 'rodents'. Many of our species have them, normally on the outer surfaces so I can understand why probing has been superseded.
 
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