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<blockquote data-quote="madpup" data-source="post: 70145" data-attributes="member: 185131"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked</span></u></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. No one ever steals your chair.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. You want to see if it’s like the dream.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. “I’d love to chip it…but I left my wallet in my pants.”</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. Inventive way to finally meet that ‘special’ person in Human Resources.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And….drum roll please…the number one reason to go to work </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">naked…</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. Your boss will never say, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” ever again!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="madpup, post: 70145, member: 185131"] [b][u][font=Times New Roman]Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked[/font][/u][/b] [b][u][font=Times New Roman][/font][/u][/b] [b][font=Times New Roman][font=Times New Roman]10. No one ever steals your chair.[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]6. You want to see if it’s like the dream.[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]4. “I’d love to chip it…but I left my wallet in my pants.”[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]3. Inventive way to finally meet that ‘special’ person in Human Resources.[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman]2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman][/font] [font=Times New Roman]And….drum roll please…the number one reason to go to work [/font] [font=Times New Roman]naked…[/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [font=Times New Roman][/font] [font=Times New Roman]1. Your boss will never say, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” ever again![/font] [font=Times New Roman] [/font] [/font][/b] [/QUOTE]
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