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<blockquote data-quote="mhku" data-source="post: 167399" data-attributes="member: 190842"><p>"Beer Armour" - The invisible but incredibly tough armour a drunk wears that stops him from being hurt when falling face first onto the floor on the way back from the pub. </p><p></p><p>"Beer Scooter" - The lightning-fast scooter that takes one from the club to home when arseholed, which explains why one cannot remember the journey the next day </p><p></p><p>"Beer Monkey" - The invisible creature that messes up your hair, pisses in your mouth and steals £30 from your wallet when you're sleeping the night after 'just going out for a quick half-pint with the lads' </p><p></p><p>"Beer Pinball" - The walk from pub to home whereby one bounces off hedges, cars, lamposts and postboxes thus carrying on in a roundabout way in one's intended direction.</p><p></p><p></p><p>''Drinking and Dialling''-That's the worst thing ever. Ringing people up telling them you love them or crying, generally making a fool of yourself. If they don't answer then you leave them an extremley embarassing voicemail which they have let everyone you know listen to it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mhku, post: 167399, member: 190842"] "Beer Armour" - The invisible but incredibly tough armour a drunk wears that stops him from being hurt when falling face first onto the floor on the way back from the pub. "Beer Scooter" - The lightning-fast scooter that takes one from the club to home when arseholed, which explains why one cannot remember the journey the next day "Beer Monkey" - The invisible creature that messes up your hair, pisses in your mouth and steals £30 from your wallet when you're sleeping the night after 'just going out for a quick half-pint with the lads' "Beer Pinball" - The walk from pub to home whereby one bounces off hedges, cars, lamposts and postboxes thus carrying on in a roundabout way in one's intended direction. ''Drinking and Dialling''-That's the worst thing ever. Ringing people up telling them you love them or crying, generally making a fool of yourself. If they don't answer then you leave them an extremley embarassing voicemail which they have let everyone you know listen to it. [/QUOTE]
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