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DISH SETUP: Single sat, Multi-Sat & Motorised
What size of dish for finding Aliens and such?
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<blockquote data-quote="Channel Hopper" data-source="post: 681616" data-attributes="member: 175144"><p>You will of course need a dish that moves outside of the normal plane for the geostationary satellites, plus (depending on whether the aliens are on a planet, or are already on their way to attack with their disrupters, and grab you for your vital organs), you will require a moderate to fast tracking set of motors.</p><p></p><p>What set of frequencies they might be communicating in would be useful, you will need to attach the right feedhorn and all the gubbins to optimise the signal. Then there is the type of broadcast, as well as the language they might choose to use (though they might not tell you before it is too late and you are already being probed).</p><p></p><p>They may be using the telepathic wavelength, which makes detection a bit tricky as out local surplus store is fresh out of extra terrestrial pre-sensory perceptors, and the helmets they do have for the purpose are only the small size. </p><p></p><p>Of course the tin foil hat is mandatory, as is the bunker to hide in. Plans of both are available on the net.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Channel Hopper, post: 681616, member: 175144"] You will of course need a dish that moves outside of the normal plane for the geostationary satellites, plus (depending on whether the aliens are on a planet, or are already on their way to attack with their disrupters, and grab you for your vital organs), you will require a moderate to fast tracking set of motors. What set of frequencies they might be communicating in would be useful, you will need to attach the right feedhorn and all the gubbins to optimise the signal. Then there is the type of broadcast, as well as the language they might choose to use (though they might not tell you before it is too late and you are already being probed). They may be using the telepathic wavelength, which makes detection a bit tricky as out local surplus store is fresh out of extra terrestrial pre-sensory perceptors, and the helmets they do have for the purpose are only the small size. Of course the tin foil hat is mandatory, as is the bunker to hide in. Plans of both are available on the net. [/QUOTE]
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