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Whats a fart ?
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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 418763" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p>A fart it is a pleasant thing, </p><p>It gives the belly ease, </p><p>It warms the bed in winter, </p><p>And suffocates the fleas. </p><p></p><p>A fart can be quiet, </p><p>A fart can be loud, </p><p>Some leave a powerful, </p><p>Poisonous cloud </p><p></p><p>A fart can be short, </p><p>Or a fart can be long, </p><p>Some farts have been known </p><p>To sound like a song...... </p><p></p><p>A fart can create </p><p>A most curious medley, </p><p>A fart can be harmless, </p><p>Or silent , and deadly. </p><p></p><p>A fart might not smell, </p><p>While others are vile, </p><p>A fart may pass quickly, </p><p>Or linger a while...... </p><p></p><p>A fart can occur </p><p>In a number of places, </p><p>And leave everyone there, </p><p>With strange looks on their faces. </p><p></p><p>From wide-open prairie, </p><p>To small elevators, </p><p>A fart will find all of </p><p>Us sooner or later. </p><p></p><p>But farts are all bad, </p><p>Is simply not true- </p><p>We must never forget....... </p><p>Old farts like you!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 418763, member: 196054"] A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while...... A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Old farts like you! [/QUOTE]
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