What's your pirate name?

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Mine's:-

Mad Sam Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
 
We must be related Paul, I'm Bloody Tom Rackham
 
Your pirate name is:
Dirty Jack Vane

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
 
Bloody Davy Read

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!


(Note) - Still, better than Seaman Staines (In-joke from the old BBC series "Captain Pugwash") :-rofl2

Llew
 
Mad Tom Flint (cheeky bu**er)

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

I also used to like lighting fires and ciggies:rolleyes:
 
LOL
and im related to salty :)

Bloody William Vane

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr
 
:D stand by your beds and look sharp:-rofl2
 
Dread Pirate Flint :-rofl2
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
 
Mines Bloody Davy Flint!

There seems to be a common thread with these pirate names, no one is a woosey:-rofl2
 
"Dirty Jack Cash" first time round so I tried again and got "Dread Pirate Kidd"- much better ;)

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
 
Calico James Kidd

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
 
Black Jack Cash. I'm seeing a pattern here...

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
 
Red Tom Bonney


Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!


WTF!!
 
Rob said:
We must be related Paul, I'm Bloody Tom Rackham



Better keep us all in the Family eh!

Your pirate name is:
Iron John Rackham
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
 
At this rate rolf is going to have to register 'rackhamsats.co.uk'

I thought Rackhams was a department store in Bradford?

Arr!

Mad Jack Rackham.
 
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