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<blockquote data-quote="simonskyman" data-source="post: 174710" data-attributes="member: 190429"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><img src="http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:1D613FBD-EE63-4B0A-B09B-7152B3DFF7B0" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:6D202501-9A20-4600-BA64-966C181FFA40" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:648030E7-4DD2-4F34-9734-94D5B8FDCCBE" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8000"><span style="color: #ff8000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">BODY MEETING :</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><img src="http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:65BE6877-6D43-4230-91D4-8D6145CE092C" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I should be in charge," said the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>brain</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="color: aqua"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I should be in charge," said the </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">blood</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I should be in charge," said the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>stomach,"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> because I process food and give all of you energy." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I should be in charge," said the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8080"><span style="color: #ff8080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>legs</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><img src="http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:EC7EB277-0487-4D17-AE99-070618FE7DC7" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I should be in charge," said the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>eyes,</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> "because I allow the body to see where it goes." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I should be in charge," said the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>rectum</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">All the other body parts laughed at the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>rectum</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Within a few days, the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>brain</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> had a terrible headache, the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>stomach</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> was bloated, the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8080"><span style="color: #ff8080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>legs</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> got wobbly, the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>eyes</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> got watery, and the </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>blood</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> was toxic. They all decided that the <strong><strong>rectum</strong></strong> should be the boss. </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Moral of the story? </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff80c0"><span style="color: #ff80c0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>asshole </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">is usually in charge </span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff80c0"><span style="color: #ff80c0"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>!!</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><img src="http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:4CADBEB8-EF42-4368-BE1E-AE555AD5606F" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><img src="http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:399DDC19-F713-41D5-91ED-F1DCD21FDFA4" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="simonskyman, post: 174710, member: 190429"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][IMG]http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:1D613FBD-EE63-4B0A-B09B-7152B3DFF7B0[/IMG][IMG]http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:6D202501-9A20-4600-BA64-966C181FFA40[/IMG][IMG]http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:648030E7-4DD2-4F34-9734-94D5B8FDCCBE[/IMG][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff8000][COLOR=#ff8000][FONT=Arial]BODY MEETING :[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [IMG]http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:65BE6877-6D43-4230-91D4-8D6145CE092C[/IMG][/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I should be in charge," said the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Arial][B]brain[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=aqua][COLOR=aqua][FONT=Arial][B],[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I should be in charge," said the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]blood[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial], "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I should be in charge," said the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=olive][COLOR=olive][FONT=Arial][B]stomach,"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] because I process food and give all of you energy." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I should be in charge," said the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff8080][COLOR=#ff8080][FONT=Arial][B]legs[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial], "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [IMG]http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:EC7EB277-0487-4D17-AE99-070618FE7DC7[/IMG][/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I should be in charge," said the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B]eyes,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] "because I allow the body to see where it goes." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"I should be in charge," said the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]rectum[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial], "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]All the other body parts laughed at the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial][B]rectum[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Within a few days, the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][FONT=Arial][B]brain[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] had a terrible headache, the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=olive][COLOR=olive][FONT=Arial][B]stomach[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] was bloated, the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff8080][COLOR=#ff8080][FONT=Arial][B]legs[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] got wobbly, the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B]eyes[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] got watery, and the [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial][B]blood[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] was toxic. They all decided that the [B][B]rectum[/B][/B] should be the boss. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The Moral of the story? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][FONT=Arial][B]asshole [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]is usually in charge [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=#ff80c0][COLOR=#ff80c0][FONT=Arial][B]!![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][IMG]http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:4CADBEB8-EF42-4368-BE1E-AE555AD5606F[/IMG][/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][IMG]http://www.satellites.co.uk/php-bin/forum/cid:399DDC19-F713-41D5-91ED-F1DCD21FDFA4[/IMG][/COLOR][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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