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<blockquote data-quote="Sir Bronking" data-source="post: 167141" data-attributes="member: 197546"><p>A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. </p><p>As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." </p><p>She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. </p><p>"I can't wear your trousers." she said. </p><p>"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." </p><p>With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." </p><p>He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. </p><p>"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sir Bronking, post: 167141, member: 197546"] A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.":-rofl2 [/QUOTE]
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