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Why do condoms come in 3,6,12?
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<blockquote data-quote="simonskyman" data-source="post: 133850" data-attributes="member: 190429"><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Why do Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 & 12?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad ?".</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> Men use them to have safe s_x." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Yes,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> I've heard of that in health class at school."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">boys,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">TWO</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> for Sunday."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those Are</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">for</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">> married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, etc.......</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="simonskyman, post: 133850, member: 190429"] [font=Courier New]Why do Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 & 12? > > A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk > by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad ?". > To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. > Men use them to have safe s_x." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, > I've heard of that in health class at school." > He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are > there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, > one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the > boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are > for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO > for Sunday." > > "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a > 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those Are for > married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, etc.......[/font] [/QUOTE]
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