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<blockquote data-quote="dig deep" data-source="post: 384785" data-attributes="member: 196054"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years".</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment", and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080">"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that!" <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite13" alt=":-rofl2" title="roll on floor :-rofl2" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-rofl2" /> </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dig deep, post: 384785, member: 196054"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]Yes," he says. "I was in the armed forces for three years".[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment", and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]The guy says, "Yes, 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00A.M."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080]"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that!" :-rofl2 :-rofl2 [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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