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two nuns were in a bath one says "wheres the soap" other says " yes it does doesn't it!

hi chaps great site, keep up the good work . Short but probably stupid question. i have a funcard and use technosat 5500ss decoder. it usually works to decrypt hotbird feeds: bbc prime, multivision xxl etc. however, it needs updating. how do i do this? i have the keys but i need to know how to...

well, assuming you mean set up, and not tracking with a motorised mount, then i use the following it seems bizzare but hey, works every time it gets windy (i have a 1.9m "wind magnet"- you know what i mean!!) anyway, i just use a decoder, eg technosat 5500 and set it to signal strength meter and...

can anyone work this out? i live in an apartment and the satellite comes from a dish on the roof that we all share. i think the signal is boosted but not sure. three lnb's are connected to the dish, one for nilesat, arabsat and hotbird. (i live in uae). anyway the problem is that only some of...

arrrrhggghhhh! rob where do you get them!!!

thankyou very much. i see that these are for sale. any shareware out there? or free to download?

i i am a relative newcomer to the business and need some basic information. i understand about decoders and hex keys, but i don't know how to transfer a hex key onto my smart card. can i do it using the rs232 on the back of the reciever/decoder (i have technosat 5500) and transfer from my Pc if...

ok so got a hard copy but what do i do with the numbers for the Technosat and does it work for all models (ive got 5500ss model)? actually now i think, what does it do???

thanx chaps, i appreciate your help in limiting useless searches.

no silly, i am the virgin, not the haggared banged out hoes that you see on the films. so. gotta get a real card then?

i am new to this game, i have technosat 5500 reciever and used to get xxl+multivision when living in saudi.--yes really! but now i want s_x view plus any help? what extra equipment/software do i need to transfer codes to my reciever. which card do i need for this?

what is the satellite broadcasting on 30W?