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Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. "I'm...

Different operating systems. Different styles. But what if the quirks and styles of the different operating systems were applied to AIRLINES? What if airlines ran things the way operating systems do? This humorous analogy, applying operating system philosophies as if they were airlines, is a...

Hi It is not permited to speak about these matters in the forum or show indirectly if you provide this type of information through PM. In October of 2006 you spoke about this subject because of what was posted in the Portuguese section.. "Informática" which forced the administration to warn the...

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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. Well,' said the clerk, I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's...

What men do after s_x? 2% eat 3% smoke cigarettes 4% take a shower 5% go to sleep & 86% get up and go back home to their wives. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why is your penis better than a credit card? Once spent it recharges itself. It is accepted worldwide. You can...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle...

So, there are 5 people in a room. One pyromaniac, one sadist, one necropheliac, one zoopheliac and one masochist. So the zoopheliac says: God damn, I'm so bored. Let's rape a cat. The pyromaniac says: No no, let's put a cat on fire, then rape it! The necropheliac says: Naw, let's kill it, put...

A man walks in a Bank gets in line and when it was his turn he pulls out a gun............and robs the Bank!......... But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses................he turns around and asks the next customer in line.............. Did you see me Rob this Bank? The customer...

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