£1.50 per minute? They must be mad

Saturlight

Saturlight

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I counted at least ten fta cam shows on Astra 28 degrees east, all more or less charging at least £1.50 per minute to "talk dirty" to one of their slappers.

Someone must be using their credit card, home phone or mobile to ring in or these channels wouldn't be in business.

Whoever is doing it must have more money than sense!:-DOH! There surely cannot be more than one!:eek: :-Nooo :-omg
 
Remember the Harry Enfield sketch? Ooohh young man!
 
Yep. And ten minutes of twiddling with your underground jungle rope will cost ya £11.50.

And even then you might hang up without turning the tap on.
 
Saturlight said:
And even then you might hang up without turning the tap on.
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Should that not read "popping the cork" O-Ha :D
 
Yeah, that as well. :)
 
Pity they don't take a leaf out of Asda's book; Money back if not delighted (or should that be satisfied?) :-)
 
pgh13 said:
Pity they don't take a leaf out of Asda's book; Money back if not delighted (or should that be satisfied?) :-)
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Don't wait upside down for that to happen, coz you'll end up with a red face. Cheeper, though, hanging upside down, than chatting to those slappers.

I suppose it's only the rich guys or those on very high salaries who actually rinng these lines; I cannot imagine Joe Bloggs, who's on the dole receiving £52,00 per week, ringing them.

On a mobile it must be something like £3.00 per minute. You'd think with all that money to waste, they'd get themselves down a nightclub and spend the money on picking up a real woman.
 
£3 for a woman in a night club????

wow, where do you drink lol
 
Buy her water! ;) And buy a half for yourself, then hypnotise her pint of water is vodka!

Take Paul McKennar with ya, to be certain. He always buys his own drinks, I'm told. ;)
 
Saturlight said:
Yep. And ten minutes of twiddling with your underground jungle rope will cost ya £11.50.
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Verily a bargain, others would have stumped up £15.
 
CH said:
others would have stumped up £15
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LOL, i did notice the mistake also, but thought against takin the piss :)

thought i would leave that to you CH ;)

the £3 woman in the nightclub is probably £30 also ahahhahaha

sorry Saturlight, just kidding around :)
 
Channel Hopper said:
Verily a bargain, others would have stumped up £15.
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Nah, you get discount, with my scam, only if you pop your cork live on air, that is, to show it works. :D
 
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