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2012 Olympics
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<blockquote data-quote="kleefarr" data-source="post: 138786" data-attributes="member: 176641"><p>It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London.</p><p></p><p>A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in but they haven't got tickets.</p><p></p><p>The Scotsman picks up a man hole cover. Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks.</p><p></p><p>The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Pocklington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.</p><p></p><p>The Irishman looks round and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm, "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kleefarr, post: 138786, member: 176641"] It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London. A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishmen want to get in but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a man hole cover. Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Pocklington-Smythe, England" he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks round and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm, "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing" [/QUOTE]
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