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7 Kinds Of s_x..........

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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of s_x:

The 1st kind of s_x is called: Smurf s_x.
This kind of s_x happens when you first meet someone and you both have s_x until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of s_x is called: Kitchen s_x.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have s_x anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of s_x is called: Bedroom s_x.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your s_x has gotten routine and you usually have s_x only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of s_x is called: Social Security s_x
This is when you get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on.

The 5th kind of s_x is called: Catholic s_x.
This is when you get Nun in the morning,
Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Hallway s_x.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of s_x is called: Courtroom s_x.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more and she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.