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oldie but funny


A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells,

"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!":-rofl2
 

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A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.

He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows

Her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics.

Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman

Asks her, "What sizes do you need?"

She replies, "Just 15 inches."

He exclaims, "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?"

She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my Computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not have Curtains."

The blonde says, "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got Windows!":-rofl2
 

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A GOOD BLONDE FUNNY:

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 10:58 PM.

He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 11:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 6 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
 
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