A Crack In My Windshield

T_G

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This is an e mail I got today from my mate Magwheels:

Oh my SWEET Lorddddddddddddddd!!!


A Crack In My Windshield!!!!!!


I'm driving along at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when outta nowhere there's this big crack in my windshield!!


I swerved right,


and then left,


and it was still right there!!
 

sonic1

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Best he pays the £50 excess m8.
That crack looks like it could get worse as time goes by:-doh!
 

allend66

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and i bet the saddle mings abit too! how fast can flies fly?
 

wolfav

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i dont think i'll put my glasses on when driving in future:-rofl2 :-rofl2 :-rofl2
drink driving seems a good option at least you dont remember anything:-beer :-beer :-beer
 

Zorba

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Blimey,lay her on the ground face down and he can park his bike in that crack
:-rofl2
 
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