Lazarus
Retired Moderator
- My Satellite Setup
- 80cm Motorised.
Several small Dishes.
Much else.
- My Location
- North York Moors
Shamelessly lifted from "Winner's Dinners" today:
Hymie, sitting next to a Muslim on a plane, has just been served a Whisky.
The Stewardess asks the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replies in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor pass my lips".
Hymie hands back his drink and says "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice".
Hymie, sitting next to a Muslim on a plane, has just been served a Whisky.
The Stewardess asks the Muslim if he'd like a drink.
He replies in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor pass my lips".
Hymie hands back his drink and says "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice".