A few of the tasteful burger jokes running their course

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A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco - Her condition is said to be stable

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my burger. - So I had a £5 each way …!!!

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco … yay or neigh…????

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...“AND THEY'RE OFF"

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar, the barman says 'why the long face..???' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the Mrs that these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots

To beef or not to beef ……….That is equestrian ..??
 

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And then there's the little girl who asked Mummy & Daddy if she could have a Pony for her Birthday: "Of course, dear, go choose one from the Freezer".
 

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