- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero and the other is an instruction.
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An old lady is being examined by the Dr on call. He asks have you ever been bedridden?
She says, "Yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too!
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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero and the other is an instruction.
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An old lady is being examined by the Dr on call. He asks have you ever been bedridden?
She says, "Yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too!