Saturlight
Regular Member
- My Satellite Setup
- Motorised dish, dvd players and recorders; a freeview box, broadband, VCRs, four TVs, mobiles, pcs, a mac, Ipod, digital cameras...the lot!
- My Location
- North Tyneside
A man goes into a shop and asks if they sell coconuts. The dentist says, "next door".
So the man goes next door and asks for two round coconuts like his wife's hairy bum. The chef says, next door.
So he goes next door and asks for two round coconuts like two glacier worlds about to collide. The baker says next door.
So the man goes next door and asks for two big coconuts like a donkey's nuts hanging and blowing in the wind. So the vicar goes next door.
So the man goes next door and asks for three oranges. He gets offered a special offer of four oranges for the price of two. The man accepts the offer, for 25p.
He then goes back to the first shop and tells the owner what a great deal he got on the oranges and all the shops he's been to.
So the man goes next door and asks for two round coconuts like his wife's hairy bum. The chef says, next door.
So he goes next door and asks for two round coconuts like two glacier worlds about to collide. The baker says next door.
So the man goes next door and asks for two big coconuts like a donkey's nuts hanging and blowing in the wind. So the vicar goes next door.
So the man goes next door and asks for three oranges. He gets offered a special offer of four oranges for the price of two. The man accepts the offer, for 25p.
He then goes back to the first shop and tells the owner what a great deal he got on the oranges and all the shops he's been to.
It's to prove how clever a joke can be, that all this guff can come before a final punch-line, consisting of one sentence, or maybe even one to three words!
