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A Priest and a Rabbi....

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#1
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
>>After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
>>requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded,
>>"Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The Priest then asked, "Have
>>you ever eaten pork?" To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion
>>I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich." The Priest
>>nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
>>
>>A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it
>>still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?
>>
>>"The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
>>
>>
>>The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the
>>temptations of the flesh?
>>
>>The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke
>>with my faith." The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent,
>>thinking, for about five minutes.
>>
>>Finally, the Rabbi says, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't
>>it? :)
 

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LOL, very good. :)