A Timely warning

[Channel Hopper]

When the paramedics arrived he asked what they were going to do with the large pole.

'Open the window'.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-20805966

 

[Channel Hopper]

Science to the rescue

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9780000/9780430.stm

 

[Piltdownpaul]

I've hospitalized folks with my brussel sprout hard gas antics!!!! ({})

 

[2cvbloke]

I can't stand sprouts, but can brew up a mean bit of gas though, gotta love IBS.... :-SBD

And apparently eating sprouts can make you feel better:

eclectech.co.uk/parp.php

 

[A nonymous]

A Chicken Madras usually does it for me ({})

 

[Piltdownpaul]

A Chicken Madras usually does it for me ({})

Thats later tonight for me!!!

 

[A nonymous]

I'm having a Chinese tonight.

Hope the wife doesn't mind

 

[Lazarus]

I hope the Chinese doesn't mind!

 

[A nonymous]