A Viagra joke

Zorba

aka Skyman
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Limassol, Sunny Cyprus
#1
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the
Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "just a few, maybe
a half a dozen. I cut each one in four pieces."
The pharmacist said, "that's too small a dose. That won't get you
through s_x."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even
think about s_x much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so
I don't pee on my new shoes..."

 

Topper

Amo Amas Amant Admin
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#2
Very good that appealed to my sense of humour:)
 

BarMoo

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#3
I wish I could walk into a pharmacy and ask for a box of the blue V. You can't even buy Asprin in a supermarket here ;-(((

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barnsley
#4
strange... coz lidl and aldi (both with german headquarters) supply the cheapest aspirins around
 

BarMoo

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#5
Not in Berlin they don't ;-))
 

dig deep

Prince of Birthdays
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Sweden
#6
Same problems in Stockholm

Only special drugstores sells stuff like that

but the story was OK :)
 

2cvbloke

Bulbs need shelter too...
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#7
Glad I'm still young and still can go hands-free.... :-rofl2 :-toilet :-peepee
 
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