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A Viagra joke
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<blockquote data-quote="Zorba" data-source="post: 349222" data-attributes="member: 176203"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "just a few, maybe </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">a half a dozen. I cut each one in four pieces." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The pharmacist said, "that's too small a dose. That won't get you </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">through s_x." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">think about s_x much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">I don't pee on my new shoes..." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zorba, post: 349222, member: 176203"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The man replied, "just a few, maybe a half a dozen. I cut each one in four pieces." The pharmacist said, "that's too small a dose. That won't get you through s_x." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about s_x much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new shoes..." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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