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- Dream7020 and AZ Elite and a few DM800
- My Location
- Sweden
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~ Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates
Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
~ Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
~ Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~ Sigmund Freud
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Anonymous
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
~ Sam Kinison
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
~ James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~ Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~ Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~ Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~ Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.
~ Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.
~ Anonymous
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~ Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~ Socrates
Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.
~ Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
~ Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~ Sigmund Freud
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Anonymous
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
~ Sam Kinison
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
~ James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~ Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~ Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~ Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~ Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.
~ Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.
~ Anonymous
