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Almost worth getting a shiner

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Almost worth getting a shiner to see if this works!

Black eye treatment ! A must see!


For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.



Administer treatment 'till pain & swelling are gone...

Caution: This could possibly cause some swelling
in other areas on the male patient

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So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it.....




 

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I am sure that this is a good way to get a black eye :)
 

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Amo Amas Amant Admin
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My Satellite Setup
IDD CI24 ECONO MM Penta 1.20 Galaxy II
1.2Mtr Polar MTG yes it has been on the arc for 25 years and is now fixed on 13 East using two pairs of rusty molegrips. Unlike me they never groan but always perform.
My Location
Blackburn, Lancashire
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dig deep said:
I am sure that this is a good way to get a black eye :)
That depends on whether or not that is your other half applying the medication or someone else doing it