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<blockquote data-quote="Topper" data-source="post: 339814" data-attributes="member: 186250"><p>Well if family Fortunes is not your bag how about a few contestants on Radio Phone in shows</p><p></p><p>RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN</p><p>Presenter : Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?</p><p>Contestant: Barcelona.</p><p>Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.</p><p>Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. </p><p></p><p>STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2</p><p>Wright : On which continent would you find the River Danube?</p><p>Contestant: India.</p><p>Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?</p><p>Contestant : Espresso.</p><p>Wright : What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney. </p><p>Contestant: Sydney.</p><p></p><p>THIS MORNING</p><p>Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false?</p><p>Contestant : True?</p><p>Judy Finnegan : No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American </p><p>TV show, so I'll give you that.</p><p></p><p>BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE</p><p>Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?</p><p>Contestant (after long pause) : Fourteen days.</p><p>BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC </p><p>Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?</p><p>Contestant: Four</p><p></p><p>BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW</p><p>Wood : What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?</p><p>Contestant: Er...</p><p>Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor... </p><p>Contestant : Blimey?</p><p>Wood : Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...</p><p>Contestant: (Silence)</p><p>Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...</p><p>Contestant: Walked?</p><p></p><p>DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO </p><p>Daryl Denham : In which country would you spend shekels?</p><p>Contestant: Holland?</p><p>Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.</p><p>Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?</p><p>Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? </p><p>Contestant : No.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Topper, post: 339814, member: 186250"] Well if family Fortunes is not your bag how about a few contestants on Radio Phone in shows RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN Presenter : Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world? Contestant: Barcelona. Presenter: I was really after the name of a country. Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2 Wright : On which continent would you find the River Danube? Contestant: India. Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway? Contestant : Espresso. Wright : What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney. Contestant: Sydney. THIS MORNING Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false? Contestant : True? Judy Finnegan : No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show, so I'll give you that. BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last? Contestant (after long pause) : Fourteen days. BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons? Contestant: Four BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW Wood : What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible? Contestant: Er... Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor... Contestant : Blimey? Wood : Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run... Contestant: (Silence) Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I... Contestant: Walked? DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO Daryl Denham : In which country would you spend shekels? Contestant: Holland? Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet. Contestant: Iceland? Ireland? Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel? Contestant : No. [/QUOTE]
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