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Annoying Boy on Bus


Regular Member
My Satellite Setup
Technomate TMS-1500 CI+ "patched" receiver, 90cm p/f 36v motorised dish, Inverto C120 0.3db LNB, Moteck V-Box 2, Packard Bell 6052 XP Home computer, Toshiba A60 laptop, and lots of Russian Vodka !
My Location
A little kid walks onto a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mum was a cow I'd be a little bull".

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mum a girl elephant I would be a little elephant".

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mum was a prostitute?".

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver !".