- My Satellite Setup
- Has gone to a good home elsewhere
- My Location
- Blackburn, Lancashire
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
fallsabsolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tellthat joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that
you should know five things:
1- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell thatjoke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times "
stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately
fallsabsolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tellthat joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that
you should know five things:
1- The bartender is a blonde girl.
2- The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell thatjoke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.
Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times "
